It is a tough time to be a celebrity. The recent deaths of Michael Jackson, Patrick Swayze, Ted Kennedy, Oscar Mayer, the Taco Bell dog, Farrah Fawcett, and the Oxy Clean guy have put celebrities on alert that they may be next. So why not take these tragedies and (tastefully) play one of my favorite games? Enter the Celebrity Dead List. For those of you who are not familiar with the concept, you pick the people you thing will die soon (no people who are already terminal) and see if you are right. Here are my top ten choices.
- Lindsay Lohan – Only a matter of time before she has a relapse and goes out with a bang.
- Mel Brooks – He is old, has had a full career and hasn’t exactly taken good care of himself.
- Dick Clark – Please someone let him go, he has had a full life
- Ryan Seacrest – Life isn’t that fair
- ShamWow guy – He just seems like he like on crack and Red Bulls
- Wilford Brimley – Older than dirt and when you advertise products to keep you alive then you are in bad shape.
- Kanye West – He will be killed and nobody will try to find out who did it
- Prince – Just a gut feeling, nobody who is built like a jockey can perform like he does for as long as he has without something giving out
- Mel Gibson – Alcohol + pissing people off = bad combo
- Tom Cruise – His head will literally explode
Who out there has any guesses? It’s all in good fun till someone looses more than an eye.
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