"Im just not happy... I'm just not happy, I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would. Hey join the fucking club ok. I though I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks, life sucks get a fucking helmet alright? I'm not happy, I'm not happy, nobody's happy ok, happiness comes in small doses folks, it's a cigarette or a chocolate chip cookie or a 5 second orgasm- thats it ok? You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to fucking work ok. That is it, end of fucking list. I'm just not happy- shut the fuck up, alright. Thats the name of my new book- shut the fuck up by Dr. Dennis Leary. A revolutionary new form of therapy. I'm gonna have my patients come in, Doctor I- SHUT THE FUCK UP, NEXT!.....I dont feel so- SHUT THE FUCK UP, NEXT!! He made me feel so much better about myself you know, he just told me to shut the fuck up and, nobody had ever told me that before, I feel so much better now."
-Dennis Leary
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