Hell Freezes Over

On New Year’s Day the home of the Boston Red Sox was turned into a frozen wonderland for the NHL Winter Classic. If you asked the average fan if Fenway Park would be turned into a hockey stadium the answer would likely include hell freezing over. That very thing may have occurred, as not only did the Bruins beat the Flyers against the backdrop of the Green Monster, but after the game the Bruins actually signed Satan (Miroslav) to help bolster their offense. With the bruins suffering from injuries to top players Milan Lucic and Marc Savard, the team needed fire power and intimidation up front. Who has more power than the Prince of Darkness?

The signing of Satan does bring up a slew of questions, from his alliances to potential rule changes. Before he suits of for the B’s the NHL should take a look into the following issues.

· If he wanted to play why not sign with the Devils

· Will he melt the ice when he tries to play

· Do they make skates you can wear over hooves

· Can he use his tail and if so in what way

· How do you drug test him

· When he drops the gloves will he kill his opponent

By signing Satan the Bruins have only increased their chances of winning the Stanley Cup. They made a deal with the devil, and history shows that that always works out for the best.